Welcome to the Kingdom of Gnome, where every gnome has a story—and some stories are just a little more mysterious than others. Introducing the Not A Cult Gnome, a quirky character with giant black eyes that, rest assured, are definitely not the result of any mind-control experiments. This gnome is here to bring a smile to your face and remind you that the Church of Gnome is absolutely, positively not a cult—seriously, it’s not!
Handcrafted with Humor and Mystery
Each Not A Cult Gnome is meticulously designed and created by the Gnome King himself, right here at the heart of our kingdom. We take great pride in making our own gnomes, and this one has a little extra whimsy and a dash of intrigue. Unlike mass-produced items churned out by faceless factories, our gnomes are handcrafted to order, ensuring that each one is a distinctive creation, lovingly brought to life with just a touch of the bizarre—because what's a gnome without a good story?
A Labor of Love and Laughter
Crafting each gnome is a process that requires patience, precision, and just a hint of conspiracy. From the initial design to the final details, every gnome takes days to perfect. Given the care that goes into each gnome, delivery may take up to two weeks depending on how many curious souls—er, orders—we are handling. However, we aim to have your gnome delivered within one week whenever possible. We are constantly enhancing our operations to increase both the speed and quality of our production, all while maintaining the quirky charm that makes our Not A Cult Gnomes truly special.
Sustainable Craftsmanship
Our gnomes are made from a mixture of wood and PLA, a plant-based material derived from renewable resources like corn starch or sugarcane. PLA is biodegradable under industrial composting conditions, making it a more environmentally friendly choice compared to traditional plastics. We recommend keeping it indoors and out of direct sunlight to preserve its... hypnotic allure. Ideally, these gnomes thrive best in a cozy corner of your home—where they can watch over you (totally not in a creepy way) and add a whimsical touch to your indoor spaces.
Supporting the Gnomean Cause (Definitely Not a Cult)
As part of our commitment to the Gnomean way of life, 10% of every sale goes directly to our non-profit, the Church of Gnome. Your purchase not only brings a unique gnome into your life but also supports our mission to foster community, creativity, and environmental stewardship—and to remind everyone that we're not a cult. Seriously. It's just a fun, creative community—no secret meetings, no chanting… okay, maybe just a little chanting.
Bring Home the Mystery
Embrace the mystery of the Kingdom of Gnome with the Not A Cult Gnome. With its giant black eyes and charmingly odd demeanor, this gnome is more than just a conversation starter—it’s a reminder that whimsy and a little bit of mystery make life more fun. Order yours today and join our definitely-not-a-cult whimsical world!
Not A Cult Gnome
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At the Kingdom of Gnome, each of our gnomes is lovingly crafted by the Gnome King himself. This means that every gnome is unique, with its own charming character and personality. Due to the artisanal nature of our products, there may be slight variations, such as minor blemishes or differences in color and texture. We believe these add to the individual charm and authenticity of each gnome.
Conditions for Returns:
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Incorrect Product Received:
- If you receive a gnome that is not the one you ordered, we will gladly accept a return and send you the correct product. Please contact us within 7 days of receiving your order to initiate the return process.
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Damaged During Shipping:
- While we take great care in packaging our gnomes, if your gnome arrives damaged due to shipping, please contact us within 7 days of receipt. We will ask for photos of the damage to assess the situation and will arrange a replacement if necessary.
Important Notes:
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Handmade Nature: Due to the crafted nature of our gnomes, we do not accept returns for minor imperfections or slight variations. These are not considered defects but rather a testament to the unique, artisanal quality of each piece.
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Return Shipping: If a return is necessary due to receiving an incorrect item, we will cover the cost of return shipping. In the case of a return for any other reason, the customer will be responsible for return shipping costs.
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Refunds and Exchanges: Once we receive the returned item in its original condition, we will process the exchange or issue a refund, depending on the customer's preference.
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