Welcome to the Kingdom of Gnome, where patriotism and gnomehood collide in the most spectacular way possible. Introducing the All American Gnome, a star-spangled symbol of freedom, equipped with everything you need for a good time—a shotgun in one hand and a drink in the other (we won't confirm if it's a beer, but come on, it's probably a beer).
 
Handcrafted with Freedom and Flair
Each All American Gnome is meticulously designed and crafted by the Gnome King himself, right here in the heart of our great kingdom. We take immense pride in creating our gnomes, and this one comes with a full dose of red, white, and blue glory. Unlike those generic, mass-produced knick-knacks from faceless factories, our gnomes are handcrafted to order, ensuring that each one is as unique as the American spirit itself—bold, free, and maybe just a little over the top.
 
A Labor of Patriotism and Precision
Crafting each gnome is a process that demands patience, precision, and an unwavering love of freedom. From the initial design to the final touches, every gnome takes days to perfect. Delivery may take up to two weeks depending on the number of freedom-loving patriots ordering their own piece of gnome glory. But don't worry, we aim to have your All American Gnome delivered in just one week whenever possible. We're always looking to improve our operations to make sure you get your dose of gnome-fueled patriotism as quickly as possible, without sacrificing any of the charm that makes our gnomes special.
 
Sustainable Craftsmanship for a Better Tomorrow
Our gnomes are made from a combination of wood and PLA, a plant-based material derived from renewable resources like corn starch or sugarcane. PLA is biodegradable under industrial composting conditions, making it a more environmentally friendly choice compared to traditional plastics. Yes, even our most gun-toting, beer-drinking gnome cares about the planet. We recommend keeping him indoors and out of direct sunlight to ensure his colors stay as vibrant as the American dream. Ideally, these gnomes bring a touch of playful patriotism to your home, perfect for celebrating freedom all year round.
 
Supporting the Gnomean Cause (with a Side of Liberty)
As part of our commitment to the Gnomean way of life, 10% of every sale goes directly to our non-profit, the Church of Gnome. By bringing the All American Gnome into your home, you're not only embracing the spirit of freedom but also supporting our mission to foster community, creativity, and environmental stewardship. Because nothing says "freedom" like supporting a cause that's making a difference—and maybe, just maybe, celebrating with a little bit of chanting (but only the free kind).
 
Bring Home the Spirit of Freedom
Embrace the wild, untamed spirit of the Kingdom of Gnome with the All American Gnome. Dressed in red, white, and blue, with stars on his hat and a look that says he's ready for anything, this gnome is more than just a garden ornament—he's a celebration of freedom, fun, and a little bit of ridiculousness. Order yours today and bring home the magic, the whimsy, and the all-American charm that only a gnome with a shotgun can deliver.